According to the BC Chapter of the Canadian Mental Health Association the third Monday in January is the most depressing day of the year. So… if you’re having a rough day make sure you cut...
I saw Kathy Griffin tonight! I really enjoy her comedy and identify with her act. Like myself she’s so obnoxious, inappropriate and pisses off a lot of people. But instead of rushing to an ADHD ...
This recent snow storm has really screwed things up here in Burnaby. The city has yet to fix the broken traffic lights, plow the side walks or empty the garbage. The dumpster in my building hasn’...
So yeah, last night I had this dream that I was taking a big long, relaxing pee. It felt great. I quickly realized, however, that I was dreaming and so I woke myself up and made sure the bed area bene...
So, I went over to Nanaimo for New Year’s had a great time. Portland left a really bad taste in my mouth, so I thought a pleasant trip to the Island would be good. And it was. When I think about...
Ooh, so I found this note at a phone booth in the Amtrak station in Portland: Hello,My name isMaria and I’min love w/aboynamed brett!hes a year younger thanme but he’s very sexy!he...
I work in a big office building and last week there weren’t many people working on account of the snow and Christmas obligations. In my office there’s only four of us, and I was alone most...
Well, it’s a snow day in Vancouver. Vancouver is unique among Canadian cities in its perceived inability to deal with snow. There are so many Easterners (Canadians as I call them to differ...
So… I desperately needed new pants. I have two pairs of jeans that fit and both are full of holes. One pair has a pretty big hole in the under-croch area. If I’m wearing a decent pair of u...
This recipe comes from my crazy friend “Dr. Kamino” from Wisconsin. It’s for a pasty, which is a popular meat-pie thing in Wisconsin and Upper Michigan. It is the funniest recipe eve...