Free magic cards for best commenter!
Well, apparently my most popular posts are about Housemate so, without further adieu, I’ll share some important news with the people. “It’s my duty to inform them,” I tell him, the guy who can at any time pull the plug on my site.
Exhibit A.
Some kind of Magic the Gathering card. It’s a Sorcery card for Peer Pressure. I have no idea where it’s from, what it’s for but I found it in the junk drawer. I was looking for the laundry card when I unearthed it. It was stuck to a receipt which I peeled off of it, ripping some of the card up with it.
“That card couldn’t have been worth $3 or $4 if you hadn’t just ruined it,” said a visibly irritated Housemate.
“That comment is going on my blog!” I retort. A quick web search reveals that the card may have been worth something if it was in mint condition.
I’ll mail this card, signed by my housemate, along with a congratulatory note to the person who leaves the best comment!
Steve: My brother Gino was posing as you. He does that sometimes
Dolly: Watch your mail! 😉
Stash is somewhere safe for the next time you run out of toilet paper 🙂
P.S I am a major fan of “housemate”. *wink wink*
wtf mates, comment #4 was so not me.
It was either:
1) Dave
2) Nathaniel
3) Someone else who is having a shitty time..dunno man.
4) A Jew.
‘sokay! We still love you just the way you are! 🙂
I am sorry for being mean to you.
1) I am a douche bag
2) I had a bad day at work
3) Just having a shitty time.dunno man.
I don’t even PLAY Magic: The Gathering, but it’s still annoying when a usable card like that, if someone were to actually WANT it, is not usable now.
Steve! I must admonish you! He’s NONE OF those things…. well maybe a hint of number 3! But in a good way.
…wow.
Dave is either:
1) Anal-retentive, psychopathic, or in some other way fucked in the head.
2) Jewish
3) REALLY, REALLY NERDY.
4) Just…..having a shitty time? dunno man…
for the sake of your housemates, have a beer. Repeat as required until stress leaves. Apply Whisky if needed. Or possibly a hooker. dunno man. just…chill the fuck out bro, it’s a $3 card…..can’t be that hard to find another one.