Lamest excuse to not hold Khan… EVER


So… my housemate David is sitting in his room, minding his own business enjoying his lunch when I burst in unannounced and thrust my cat onto him.

“I already petted him today,” says David. “But he was asking to see you and he says you only pat him, you didn’t actually cuddle him,” I retort.

David then tells me that he can’t cuddle Khan because he’s eating and the cat is supposedly “dirty”. According to David Khan “lies in dust all day” so he won’t be able to hold him while he’s eating. Lame!

Random Photo


2004 / The Press-Enterprise
Patti Bolter, 49, store manager at Gottschalks in Riverside, adjusts towels.

I am a resident of Burnaby, British Columbia, Canada who has blogged here for 20 years. I like to share my thoughts and feelings on my own online space. From 1998 until 2017 I worked as a journalist and I hope to use this website as an archive for all of my stories.


  1. HAHA. I’m sorry but being allergic to cat dander I would have to go with David’s answer.

    Still, I love you and Khan very deeply!


  2. I told you, I’m not touching him while eating food. It’s a standard food safety precaution. And our carpets ARE a bit dusty, but you exaggerated my statement.

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