My Scientology personality test
In honour of Tom Cruise’s appearance on Oprah today I’d like to share my Scientology personality test. I saw a help wanted sign in the window of the church. I’m desperate for work so I thought “what the hell”. The interview was… well, slightly unorthodox. Lots of interesting questions and things to sign.
They had me do this personality test… it was actually pretty accurate! Xenu would be proud!

Don’t. do. it. You’re fine just the way you are!!!!
How fun! I’ve never had a personality test before.