I made Wanda’s Macaroni Salad (7,000 calories)!
This cooking video has been making the rounds lately. It shows a super-morbidly-obese woman making a very unhealthy macaroni salad.
If you haven’t seen the video I encourage you to watch it:
Here are the ingredients:
-1 can of sweetened condensed milk
-1 pint of real mayonaise
-1 cup of sugar
-1 cup of white vinegar
-1 lb of elbow pasta
-1 green pepper, 3 stalks of celery, 1 large onion, shredded carrots
The salad has 6805 calroies, 358 grams of fat (68 of which are saturated).
Perhaps it was morbid curiosity or just good old fashioned reckless disregard for my health, but I went out today to buy the ingredients to make the salad. I figured that something so monstrously unhealthy has to at least taste good.
It didn’t.
I followed the recipe exactly as she instructs in the video. I let it chill but the end result was an oversweet, gloopy waste of calories.
Sara, the fat lady in the video, says the sweetness is balanced out with the tang of vinegar. It’s not. It tastes overly sweet and creamy. Sort of like a dessert, but with chunks of celery, onions and macaroni. Sara says not to worry about all the dressing. She says it’ll be absorbed by the pasta and vegetables. That hasn’t happened yet. Several hours in the fridge and it’s still somewhat soupy.
Say no to Wanda’s Macaroni Salad!
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Give it over bight in the fridge to marinate.
Didyou use real mayonaise or miracle whip?
something like that can make a massive difference.
I bet it will come together with a night of marination.
I used real mayonaise and if it marinates overnight that might do something about the gloopiness… but what about the taste?
Do you plan on unleashing this b east on hyour guests?
I don’t know… should I?
Pepper it with a ton of curry and Voila…. its a foreign delight.
Nathaniel! That is revolting! I am both terrified and intrigued. But mostly terrified.
Tamara! Run away from the macaroni salad! After about 14 hours in the fridge the goopiness is no more… but it stil tastes god-awful.
Please discard it if you haven’t already.
I have eaten the salad Nathaniel. Please kindly call 911 for me.
I hope Housemate is O.k.
Housemate is currently in the Burnaby Hospital due to Wanda’s Macaroni Salad poisoning!!!!!!!
Nathaniel, you are my hero for actually creating this monstrosity. Have you seen Precious yet? Bet you’d enjoy the fried chicken and pig’s feet scenes.
I am glad to see you are taking an interest in cooking! This is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen! haa Thanks for that. I can send you a really good warm potato salad recipe if you are interested in that type of thing, it involves bacon.
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