My sink’s really starting to pile up with smelly old dishes. It’s time I started to think about washing them as I’m running out of clean dishes. I’m not sure what to do about i...
I can’t remember exactly what day it was, it’s all a big blur now, but I found out that Italy had won the prestigious World Cup, before I woke up! I don’t really know what the World ...
I was at the Dairy Queen with my friend Kim who pointed out this poster to me: My first thought was “How the fuck does one locate a lost bird?” and I was reminded of an incident with a fri...
Okay, I think I’ve made my point – I’m twenty-five “We get it!” they all say. Unfortunately not everyone could be in town on my birthday so I had to have some celebration...
“That’s not the best place to take someone’s picture” quipped the nice Shoppers Drug Mart lady in a suburban accent. Yup, as butchy as she is Shantel still bleeds! She needed to get ...
A few months ago I was applying to a journalism program at a college in Vancouver and needed a portfolio to encase my published work. Because I’m an non-creative consumer who dared to piss on the grav...