So I went to the food bank today… and there was no food there!
“Sorry, we close at 11,” some volunteer tells me. “Uh, but you’r website says you’re open from 10:30 until 12:30,” I say. “Oh yeah, that needs to be updated.”
I then ask if there’s any food left. “Nope, we’re all out of food now,” chimes some upbeat Christian woman. “But if you come at 9 a.m. there’ll be lots of food!”
So… I used my last bus ticket in vain. No bus tickets, no food, no job, no cash! Anyone wanna date me? Hehe