The Nathaniel Enquirer

Why is this boy so sad?

PETERBOROUGH,Ontario. — You have heard this first year Trent student  rant at the bus stop, the hallways, the library, the bus,
and even in the bathrooms but you still ask the question “What’s his problem?”.
Nathaniel Christopher has had a quick but rough transition to his new life, summing up his experiences in the East he blurts out  “I fucking hate Ontario”. 

Sources close to Christopher claim that he is
depressed – and they are right.  It seems that Nathaniel is unable to get his prescriptions refilled in this province as he is not covered by Ontario Medical and Trent
University does not offer medical plans for students entering in January.

I have been taking these anti depressants for two years
and it’s no longer the depression that is killing me but the withdrawal.”

What they say about me!


Colin Fewster, BA, MA (Manchester)

Professor Colin Fewster (M.A. Manchester)

Hello Nathan, Thank you for your presentation on Gustl. A tighter presentation would have been more effective, whereas you seemed to be building on as you went along. I have given you a B-

Gino Christopher

My brother Gino

I think you have a knack for getting good bad pictures of people. You would probably make a great National enquirer photographer.

Dr. Snuggles

Meow!

Meow! Treats kitty nicely! Kitty Meow! To give kitty cat food meow! And Kitty to eat eggs and cheese! Nathaniel to make me kitty morbidly obese! 🙁 Meow

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Letters to Nathaniel

Nathaniel, I can’t fucking believe you don’t like peanut butter!!!
Snobbery? Definitely. Crap? Who likes that? Peanut butter?? Come on! =) Nice site. Enjoyed your trip through Northern California. Stay proud, and stay you. You’re gonna go places.
tstewart@incompatible.net

Nathaniel’s Cooking Tips!

Cleaning out my waffle maker.

If you are like me you are a neurotic insomniac who sits up all night drinking Coke and when 6 am rolls around so does that pizza man!  I have recently been experimenting with breakfast only to find that pancakes are icky, pork tastes like slimy vagina, and hash browns give me gas.  In an effort to bring breakfast into the twenty-first century I have devised an ingenious way to make Breakfast “good.” Simply whip up your standard Cake mix and pour it on to your waffle iron! It makes for a delightful, quick, sweet treat in the morning.  I suggest putting strawberries and whipped cream on it.

From Nathaniel’s Sketchpad

Based on an actual student at Trent University.

Today’s Online Comic “Turkey Girl”

I am a 38-year-old resident of Burnaby, British Columbia, Canada. I like to share my thoughts and feelings on my own online space. From 1998 until 2017 I worked as a journalist and I hope to use this website as an archive for all of my stories.

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