Well, I guess now is a good a time as any to pull this photo out of the archives. It was taken in about 1983. I think I look like Kim Jong Il… Housemate says I don’t.

“Firstly, your clothes are different colours,” he tells me. “Secondly your hair hasn’t been styled into a bouffant by someone who will get executed if they put a hair out of place!”

What do you think? Do I look like Kim Jong Il in this photo?