Letter to Conservative MP Ed Fast
I always get these stupid right wing flyers from the Conservative Party of Canada. Most of the time I just throw them out, but this one in particular really pissed me off: conservative.pdf This is my ...
Category: Complaint Letters
Letter about disgusting “ice cream”
Unilever Canada 160 Bloor Street East Suite 1500 Toronto, Ontario M4W 3R2 To Whom It May Concern: On July 11 I purchased a two litre tub of your “Classic Rich & Creamy Vanilla Frozen Dessert” prod...
Strip child abusing priest from Order of Canada
Emmanuelle Sajous Deputy Secretary Office of the Secretary to the Governor General THE CHANCELLERY OF HONOURS Dear Ms. Sajous, I’d like to recommend that the Chancellery of Honours remove Rev. Lucien ...
Happy Canada Day
Ooh… It’s Canada Day! W00t! It’s 3:43 p.m. my brother Gino woke me up at about 3:13 to take a phone call from my friend Janean. But yeah, I’ve been sleeping for like 14 hours. ...
Complaint letter about eHarmony
To Slice Teleision: My life now has meaning thanks to Slice. Every week night at 11 p.m. my cat Khan and I curl up on the couch to take in the best show known to human kind: Trading Spouses. I ...
A brush with Wal Mart love
A few months ago I was applying to a journalism program at a college in Vancouver and needed a portfolio to encase my published work. Because I’m an uncreative consumer who dared to piss on the graves...
Greyhound lost/stole/hid my shit
Item: Giant Rubbermaid tub purchased from the Burnaby Wal-Mart in 2001 Weight: 65 lbs. Contents: Sony Stereo, forty very rare disco cds, pink Woodward’s wool blanket, plaid coat, cd stereo rack...