UPS Canada delivery is terrible
My friends have been complaining that I haven’t posted one of my famous complaint letters for some time. In the past I loved writing complaint letters as it gave a false sense of agency over my ...
Category: Complaint Letters
Dump truck blocks Capitol Hill (Burnaby) sidewalk
Find out why a dump truck blocked the sidewalk.
Public radio in Kelowna
I’m in Kelowna this week writing a story. It’s a beautiful city with a lot of nice people. But yeah, I really wish the darn radio station would refrain from subjecting me to their frequencies. Bah! I’...
Woken up by an NDP Robocall at 6:16 a.m.!
I generally support the New Democratic Party but not when they spam phone me at 6:16 in the morning! Either they are completely rude or they are hiring some clueless out of province firm to do the ...
Housemate’s WordPad notes fail to protect Khan from obesity
Well, tonight I went to a wonderful Christmas party at my friend Caitlin’s house. Her mom and dad did a wonderful job feeding and drinking us up. They are probably the most gracious, kind hearted peop...
Free ice cream!
Okay, so a little whle back I posted a complaint letter about some disgusting ice cream I ate. Well, today I got a response! I also got a coupon for a free Breyer’s product woth up to $9! Sweet,...
Letter to Conservative MP Ed Fast
I always get these stupid right wing flyers from the Conservative Party of Canada. Most of the time I just throw them out, but this one in particular really pissed me off: This is my response: Ed Fast...
Letter about disgusting “ice cream”
Unilever Canada160 Bloor Street East Suite 1500Toronto, Ontario M4W 3R2 To Whom It May Concern: On July 11 I purchased a two litre tub of your “Classic Rich & Creamy Vanilla Frozen Dessert” prod...
Strip child abusing priest from Order of Canada
Emmanuelle Sajous Deputy Secretary Office of the Secretary to the Governor General THE CHANCELLERY OF HONOURS Dear Ms. Sajous, I’d like to recommend that the Chancellery of Honours remove Rev. Lucien ...
Complaint letter about eHarmony
To Slice Teleision: My life now has meaning thanks to Slice. Every week night at 11 p.m. my cat Khan and I curl up on the couch to take in the best show known to human kind: Trading Spouses. I ...