My friends have been complaining that I haven’t posted one of my famous complaint letters for some time. In the past I loved writing complaint letters as it gave a false sense of agency over my ...
I’m in Kelowna this week writing a story. It’s a beautiful city with a lot of nice people. But yeah, I really wish the darn radio station would refrain from subjecting me to their frequencies. Bah! I’...
I generally support the New Democratic Party but not when they spam phone me at 6:16 in the morning! Either they are completely rude or they are hiring some clueless out of province firm to do the ...
Okay, so a little whle back I posted a complaint letter about some disgusting ice cream I ate. Well, today I got a response! I also got a coupon for a free Breyer’s product woth up to $9! Sweet,...
I always get these stupid right wing flyers from the Conservative Party of Canada. Most of the time I just throw them out, but this one in particular really pissed me off: This is my response: Ed Fast...
Unilever Canada160 Bloor Street East Suite 1500Toronto, Ontario M4W 3R2 To Whom It May Concern: On July 11 I purchased a two litre tub of your “Classic Rich & Creamy Vanilla Frozen Dessert” prod...
Emmanuelle Sajous Deputy Secretary Office of the Secretary to the Governor General THE CHANCELLERY OF HONOURS Dear Ms. Sajous, I’d like to recommend that the Chancellery of Honours remove Rev. Lucien ...
A few months ago I was applying to a journalism program at a college in Vancouver and needed a portfolio to encase my published work. Because I’m an non-creative consumer who dared to piss on the grav...
Item: Giant Rubbermaid tub purchased from the Burnaby Wal-Mart in 2001 Weight: 65 lbs. Contents: Sony Stereo, forty very rare disco cds, pink Woodward’s wool blanket, plaid coat, cd stereo rack, clean...