Here’s a timeline of my day:

2:00 p.m. Appointment with lawyer re: legality of current birth certificate

4:00 p.m. My editor calls and asks “Where are you? I need you to cover a big story tonight!”

5:00 p.m. Some guy in West Van calls to pick up a computer I’m selling.

8:00 p.m. I wake up from a five-hour nap. “SHIT!”

This is what I was doing all afternoon: