Happy Canada Day

Ooh… It’s Canada Day! W00t! It’s 3:43 p.m. my brother Gino woke me up at about 3:13 to take a phone call from my friend Janean. But yeah, I’ve been sleeping for like 14 hours. ...

A brush with Wal Mart love

A few months ago I was applying to a journalism program at a college in Vancouver and needed a portfolio to encase my published work. Because I’m an uncreative consumer who dared to piss on the graves...

Greyhound lost/stole/hid my shit

  Item: Giant Rubbermaid tub purchased from the Burnaby Wal-Mart in 2001 Weight: 65 lbs. Contents: Sony Stereo, forty very rare disco cds, pink Woodward’s wool blanket, plaid coat, cd stereo rack...