The Nathaniel Enquirer

What they say about me!
Professor Colin Fewster (M.A. Manchester) Professor Fewster
Hello Nathan, Thank you for your presentation on Gustl. A tighter
presentation would have been more effective, whereas you seemed to be building on as you went along. I have given you a B- Prof. Fewster
My brother GinoGino Christopher
I think you have a knack for getting good bad pictures of people. You would probably make a great National enquirer photographer.
Meow!Dr.Snuggles Meow! Treats kitty nicely! Kitty Meow! To give kitty cat food meow! And Kitty to eat eggs and cheese! Nathaniel to make me kitty morbidly obese! 🙁 Meow

From
Nathaniel’s Sketchpad
Today’s Online Comic “Turkey Girl”
Turkey Girl


Nathaniel’s
Cooking tips!
If you are like me you are a neurotic insomniac who sits up all night drinking Coke and when 6 am rolls around so does that pizza man!  I have recently been experimenting with breakfast only to find that pancakes are icky, pork tastes like slimy vagina, and hash browns give me gas.  In an effort to bring breakfast into the twenty-first century I have devised an ingenious way to make Breakfast “goodnatmorning.jpg (46316 bytes)Cleaning out my waffle maker

Simply whip up your standard Cake mix
and pour it on to your waffle iron! It makes for a delightful, quick, sweet treat in the morning.  I suggest putting strawberries and whipped cream on it.

WHY IS THIS BOY SO
SAD?

PETERBOROUGH,Ontario. — You have heard this first year Trent student  rant at the bus stop, the hallways, the library, the bus,
and even in the bathrooms but you still ask the question “What’s his problem?”.
Nathaniel Christopher has had a quick but rough transition to his new life, summing up his experiences in the East he blurts out  “I fucking hate Ontario”. 

Sources close to Christopher claim that he is
depressed – and they are right.  It seems that Nathaniel is unable to get his prescriptions refilled in this province as he is not covered by Ontario Medical and Trent
University does not offer medical plans for students entering in January.

I have been taking these anti depressants for two years
and it’s no longer the depression that is killing me but the withdrawl.”

 About freakin' time you croak!


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Letters To Nathaniel
Nathaniel, I can’t fucking believe you don’t like peanut butter!!!
Snobbery? Definitely. Crap? Who likes that? Peanut butter?? Come on! =) Nice site. Enjoyed your trip through Northern California. Stay proud, and stay you. You’re gonna go places.
tstewart@incompatible.net
Nathaniel’s
Writing

“I diligently place your three cents of change into your waiting palm.

I notice lots of rings on your finger. One of them is your wedding ring and the most prominent one is from
the University you graduated from.

I would love to rip those vile bands off of your hands and throw them into the gutter, the very same gutter that you so blissfully keep me in. Well, I am only here to serve you
coffee.”

Excerpt from an article written by Nathaniel Christopher

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article


A Couple of Mothers
Pictured here is my grandmother, Joan Clarke, and her daughter (my “mother”), Eileen Christopher. This was taken upon their re-unification at the Nanaimo ferry terminal.  Eileen had not seen her mother
for almost two months .
motherly love!We (my siblings, *cough* cousins, and self), affectionately refer to our grandmother as Nonie, her daughter refers to her
as “your grandmother”.   Nonie likes,
England, long romantic walks by the seaside, bridge, good company,   grandchildren that do not have the last name Christopher, the Queen, coupons, Wedgwood china, anything to do with thatched roof  houses, Bill Cosby, all
years before 1967 or therabouts, and cat free houses.  Our Nonie is far from perfect but she’s the only grandparent we’ve ever known and we do love her.
Eileen is another story…nanaimo2.jpg (55891 bytes)

Stay tuned for her story!